I think it happened again last night – I think I was abducted by aliens. I was being dragged out of my home after hearing a noise last night, thinking it was those meddling cats than next thing I knew I was paralyzed and I couldn’t scream but was being dragged down the stairs….well more like floating down the stairs…Next thing I know I was surrounded by these strange figures trying to yell. Either I need to stop eating spicy food at night or just accepting the abductions.